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ohhhhh yeah.


skeet skeet skeet

I love amanda.

So why was Anderson Cooper reporting for 60 minutes last Sunday?

Excerpt from the December 5 Arbutus Club manager on duty nightly report:

In an event shrouded in secrecy, Canucks management, as well as the players and their wives, girlfriends, and escorts hold their Christmas Party upstairs. As a side note, it looks like Roberto Luongo is a winner both on and off the ice. Sadly, the same cannot be said for Taylor Pyatt.

Some other random notes:

A drunken Coach Vigneault offered the following gem to one of the bartenders: “This drink sucks, just like my team…they can’t shoot, they can’t score….(drunken noises leading to an eventual trailing off)”. As well, according to Kumiko, a bombed Willie Mitchell apparently stole one of the giant Arbutus Club Christmas wreaths. STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!

i made a Wikipedia entry about myself a few days ago. It got taken down after 5 mins.

i saw it, i killed it, i conquered. i saw it crawling on my wall and i knew it was him. it could be no other. as i approached it with my weapon, the carboard of an empty paper towel roll, i knew it would be either me or him and....i prevailed. i smacked it once and it ran so i prodded it until it ceased to move. while i was taking pictures of its carcus it suddenly got up and limped away...It was still ALIVE! so i smashed three more times till its guts were smeared all over the cardboard. i guess my moby was n't so moby after all


check my flickr account for pictures.

My friend and I sent a letter to Maple Leaf Foods a month ago with a cooked breakfast sausage attached to it, wondering what would happen if they received it. The letter was simple...

To whom this may concern,

Unacceptable.

Sincerely

Eric L Woodsman

Enclosure: sausage


I paid the 1.06 for the postage and i mailed it never expecting any response. Until last week. Angel, a customer service rep from Maple Leaf Foods, sounding very apologetic left a message on my voicemail stating that she wanted to talk to Eric Woodsman about a letter that they had receieved. Apparently the body of the letter was unclear and she has requested that we call them back citing the file # that this case is attached to further explain the situation.

Updates to follow.

I let the biggest spider i have ever seen run away into my chimney yesterday. I am terrified that it will crawl into my bed at night. I am not exaggerating how big it was, it was the biggest spider i have ever seen in my life....i tried killing it but i was too busy taking pictures of it.

BUT i think i took out one of its legs before it got away...is this my moby dick?

check my flikr account for pics...warning: you will be disturbed

I think I am hawt.

hawt.

ohhhh yeah.

Ann Coulter Accused of 'Textbook Plagarism'

i know i'm going to regret this.

Put down your name & ...
1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours

i was awoken at 430 this morning by this dripping sensation coming from my nose. i thought my nose was running but infact it had been bleeding for an undetermined amount of time. there was blood everywhere. i immediately discarded my bloody, bloody pillow/bedsheet onto my floor. when i had finally quelled the situation by plugging my nosing while passing in and out of consciousness, i managed to get another 3 hours of sleep before having to wake up for work.

while i was brushing my teeth my nose started to bleed again. i don't think i've ever bled this much in my life. it was also pretty gross.

i'm still unable to unexplain this.

that would be a funny haiku if me or claudia got to ask him a question during the question period: "hey gore, wanna hear my haiku?"

AL GORE IS A WHORE
AL GORE IS a MAN WHO'S A WHORE
AL GORE OWNS A STORE

(This while counting each syllable on my fingers. all for the sole purpose of reinforcing my stupidity, of course.)

anyways, saw al gore yesterday. he's not the unanimated stiff that people portray him as. glad i got a pic with him, or well, at least in front of him, to the side. so did claudia.
so professional.

i bought a new camera today, again.

also, i lost my voice last night and now sound like a degenerate.

did i eat half a tube of chapstick and spit it out on the table saturday night? it was stuck in my teeth for the next two hours
i think i stuck my gum into someones beer...and i think the person drank it with the gum in it...
someone stole my camera later on that night...i just bought the memory card too...
i never want to hear about the woodwards development ever again...

ok i'm spent.

the two sweetest words in the english dictionary: 'winning' and 'default'

i had to be a complete nutjob not to get BCBC. being a snobby ubysseyer paid off, i guess.

excerpt: Jayantha Dhanapala has been nominated by the Sri Lankan government as the candidate to succeed Kofi Annan, Secretary General of the United Nations in December 2006.

http://www.jayanthadhanapala.com/content/newsroom/InterviewWithDiplomat.pdf

hawt.

So while eating vietnamese food late tonight we witnessed a waitress get slapped across the face because she allegedly lost the phone of a bunch of drunkens while they were at the restaurant.

The workers proceeded to call the cops and the bandits/hoodlums took off.

Needless to say we're never eating there again.

I just found out that Bob Saget (Saggot)did standup at the River Rock on Friday and nobody told me. Now i am sad.

Steak is like the tuxedo of meat.

I love you Szabo

Toronto Star

Szabo celebrates victory
Jan. 24, 2006. 01:00 AM
BOB MITCHELL
STAFF REPORTER

Liberal Paul Szabo had more to celebrate last night than just a victory.

Not only was it his daughter Reagan's birthday, but he was also still enjoying the birth of her first daughter, Mae — and his first grandchild.

In retaining his seat, the 57-year-old accountant returns to Ottawa for a fifth consecutive term.

Szabo, a solid backbencher throughout his career, has now represented the riding since 1993.